45343 Zuma Dr, Temecula, CA 92592

Property Description

“Golly Gee Whiz,” you say to yourself, hands in your pocket, with a pouty lip while kicking the dust with your shoe. “Why is it so hard to find an awesome Single-Story Cul-de-Sac house in Temecula for less than $600,000 in the Great Oak High School area?” SIIIIIIGH. We get it; there are ONLY A HANDFUL OF HOMES FOR SALE in Temecula under $600K (umm…Like 5 at the moment) The struggle is real, AM’I’RIGHT? Then, right as you were about to give up home buying hope, the clouds parted and a dove descended on your cellular home searching app as a chorus of Angels began to sing Holy and Heavenly songs like, “aaaahhhhh aaaAAHHhhh ahhhh” (I’m assuming that’s what angels sing/sound like, but I digress.) Single Story on a Cul-de-Sac? CHECK. 3 bedrooms with 2 baths, CHECKITY-CHECK. The ability to say with a smirky smile at Temecula winery parties that your high school aged humans go to Great Oak High School and are inevitably destined for Educational Greatness (so they don’t end up writing funny real estate descriptions as a real estate agent later in life)? CHECKITY-CHECK-CHECK! Walking distance to parks (like, literally across the street in both directions) or stumbling distance from Pechanga after a night of drinks and dropping dimes in the slot machine at Pechanga Casino, this house is, in my humble opinion, THE GREATEST DEAL IN TEMECULA AT THE MOMENT. “OOOOOOH MY GOODNESS!” You scream as your brain is flooded with endorphins, “CAN IT GET ANY BETTER?!?!” Then dramatically, the Listing Agent leans closer and whispers in your ear through text…”NO HOA and Looooooow taxes.” Your brain melts. Whether this description made you laugh or roll your eyes, the point is this: See it. Love it. Buy it. Shoulder shrug, silly smirk…It’s up to you. WIN-WIN-WIN…THE END.