32382 Hearth Glen Ct, Winchester, CA 92596

Property Description

FRUSTRATED trying to find a home in the Adeline's Farm Community? Tired of reading BORING descriptions? Then read on and get your chuckle on....This GINORMOUS 3,362sf home has 4 over-sized rooms upstairs PLUS an office area downstairs that the sellers walled off and made into an "unofficial bedroom" for an elderly relative (because grandmas and stairs don't mix well); it DOES have its own bathroom/shower, but DOES NOT have a closet. Tired of paying the evil electric company? Good, that's why you'll enjoy leasing Solar Power so you can make use of that big fire ball in the sky we lovingly call the Sun at a consistent monthly rate of $164/mo (High Five, Knuckle Bump!) NO HOA so you don't have to worry about those pesky Power Trippin' HOA Hall Monitor type people who wanna fine you for having your grass two inches too tall, and HECK, the taxes ain't all that bad either. Even better is that this house is on a Cul-De-Sac, so you don't have to worry about crazy drivers playing Frogger with your little ones. The Temecula Valley Unified Schools are Top Notch and will ensure your kids are the Smarterest (not a real word, thus the joke); Chaparral HS, Bella Vista MS, French Valley ES. You gotta see this house in person to fully experience it in all its glory, BUT, if you wanna sneak peek, you can check out the Matterport Virtual 3D tour and get yer mind blown before you ever get in the car. SERIOUSLY, GO SEE IT before someone else buys it and you get all sad cause you missed out.