30075 Whembly Cir, Menifee, CA 92584

Property Description

You probably woke up on January 1st and were like, "Yup, this is my year...in 2020, I'ma be a homeowner." Well bravo you resolution making human. Let us help you make that happen with this Single Story home in Menifee (because stairs are soooo last decade and waaay too much effort). If you want a home with a floor plan that flows like water in a Zen Garden, then this is it. The kitchen opens to the living room (makes it easier to yell at kids/family/guests/football game on TV whilst cooking dinner). 3 rooms total, plus an office area. And when I say 3 rooms, I mean the type of rooms that your grandparents would walk into, take a look around, put their hands on their hips with their pants pulled up a bit too high and slightly whistle, "Well, look at the size of this room, eh?" The garage has 3 spaces (because this is America, dog'gon'it, and we need as much room for our excessive stuff/discarded Amazon boxes as possible, am'I'right?) To top it off, the street itself is a cul-de-sac, so you don't have to worry too much about little humans playing Frogger with cars flying down the street too fast (I predict Elon Musk will have us all in flying hologram cars by the end of the 2020's, but I digress.) This is a short sale. A previous buyer didn't wanna come up to the bank's amount, so their loss is your 2020 resolution win.